While you make a compelling pep-talk, my MegaCharizard's Sp. Att is 238, excluding Drought and STAB.
Your arguement is invalid.
Truth be told I hadn't made my choice on the kanto starters yet. (Because I'm choosing fennekin.) But after seeing this comic, I think I might join you in the one percent.
Oh come on, Bulbasaur! You know I will always love you, dear Imago Seed!
(IKR, its a weird name, but he was my first Pokémon, and I will never forget him!)